Are you an incurable epicure stuck in BIT? Did you know that the gooey mess food does to your elementary canal what a fag does to your lungs?? How often can you eat in the canteen, you rich brat??? How long does the home achaar and tit-bits last ???Its time to take control…

Here is a quickie you can make and survive the BIT food…

LEMON-CHILI PICKLE::

i) Steal good quantities of lemon, chilies, salt, red chili powder and some black pepper if you can manage it.

ii) Take the old achaar jar that your mom had given you (clean it if you have the enthu) and put in the lemon pieces wrapped in salt, green chili pieces, red chili powder and pepper.

iii) Keep this in the sun for at least five days.

Note- don’t be judicious with the quantity of ingredients…its all from your mess bill.

Now this is not particularly tasty but what it does is numbs your mouth so you don’t actually mind the food that much.

It’s worth a try…for free sample all you need to do is ask me………….